i am back in the local metropolis (returned from the local wilderness — situated in the further east).
among other things (i did in the wilderness), i was electing the new members of the local parliament.
i don't expect anyone cares about the parliamentary elections in the Middle Banana Republic but i will still tell the shit.
results:
Spolu ("Together") = thatcherists, pinochetists, clerofashists (
71 MPs)
Ano ("Yes") = criminal oligarch and gang of his useful idiots (money-hungry yesmen) (
72 MPs)
PirStan (Pir = "Pirates", Stan = "Mayors and Independents") = pirates & centrist liberals (
37 MPs)
SPD ("Freedom and Direct Democracy") = political entrepreneur Tomio Okamura (viz
viewtopic.php?p=32448#p32448 ) and gang of his useful idiots (patriots) (
20 MPs)
Přísaha ("Oath") = ex-cops attempting for the law & order police state
Čssd = social democrats
Ksčm = communists (conservative neostalinists)
Tss = conservatards, sociopaths, antivaxers
Volný blok ("Free block") = antivaxers, morons
Zelení ("Greens") = greens
in the local parliamentary elections, we don't vote for a single candidate list in the whole Middle Banana Republic (MBR) but for 14 different candidate lists in 14 different regions of the MBR.
my permanent residency is not in Metropolis but in Eastern Bohemia (EB), so i voted for a PirStan candidate list with a pirate Mikuláš Ferjenčík on the forefront.
Ivan Bartoš, Pirates' candidate for a Prime Minister, was on the forefront of the candidate list in Northern Bohemia.
one is allowed to give preference to 4 ppl on the candidate list he/she votes for.
so, when i was voting in EB for "PirStan" candidate list i gave preference to the aforementioned Mikuláš Ferjenčík and then to 3 Pirate ladies (skipping other Pirate men and all the "Mayors and Independents").
unfortunately, not all the Pirates' sympathizers was as wise as i was and didn't give preferences to Pirates which resulted in terrible tragedy!!!
when this PirStan coalition was made some months ago, Pirates were high (in predictions) and it almost seemed the future will bring us a Pirate Prime Minister.
thereafter, the criminal oligarch from "YES" (fearing he will lose power) started the anti-Pirate shistorm full of the worst lies.
as a result, "PirStan" dropped to 15%, "Together" rose to 28% (they were not targeted by oligarch's shitstorm) and most of the ppl who voted for "PirStan" gave (unlike me) their preferences to "Mayors and Independents".
thus, out of 37 PirStan MPs, only 4! are Pirates (in previous parliament there were 22 Pirate MPs — they lost 18! including Mikuláš Ferjenčík who was not re-elected).
the extent of this tragedy might become even more clear, when pointing out that on each candidate list there were 2/3 of Pirates and 1/3 of Mayors (when the coalition was negotiated Pirates were stronger party than Mayors) and Pirates paid 2/3 campaign expenditures and Mayors only 1/3.
when my sis called me and told me these results on Saturday (because i was in offline nescience) i responded that she must be mistaken because if PirStan has 15% (which was already shocking — i expected they will have at least 20%) which gives 37 MPs then Pirates can't have only 4 MPs. my disbelief was so convincing that my sis started to doubt herself and admitted she might have made mistake. but when she double-checked and said she was actually right and Pirates truly have only 4 out of 37 (despite on each PirStan candidate list there were 2/3 of Pirates) i almost fainted (and i am still somewhat disoriented because i can't still believe it happened).
my only solace is that criminal oligarch (who started the massive anti-Pirate shitstorm) is now sinking in his own shit.
local parliament has 200 members and thus to form government there must be the support of at least 101 MPs.
i expected if criminal oligarch will be eliminated by both coalitions ("'Together" and "Pirstan") sooner or later Pirates will get into conflict with pinochetists, thatcherists and clerofashists from "Together", government will fall and new one will be formed by "Together" and criminal oligarch.
but since Pirates have only 4 MPs, "Together" and "Mayors" have 104 MPs and thus, even if Pirates will freak out, right-wing government will not fall apart and oligarch will stay redundant (if his shitstorm would be weaker and Pirates acquired at least 9 MPs, he might have been able to get back into game but now he is fucked!).
so, 4 Pirates in the new local parliament are the most leftists MPs (despite they themselves don't identify as leftists — viz "declaratory left" vs. "attitudinal left"
viewtopic.php?p=23952#p23952 ) and there are 0! (zero) MPs in the new local parliament who would represent the Left (who would declare themselves being leftist).
local social democrats completely discredited themselves by keeping in the past 8 years in power the criminal oligarch and thus for the first time they didn't pass the 5% threshold.
the local communist party was established in 1921 and since then it was permanently present in the local parliament.
between 1948-1989 (during commie totalitarian rule) there were no other parties in parliament.
post-1989, they had always approximately 10% and they were never part of any post-1989 government.
now, it is for the first time (since 1921) they are completely out (didn't pass 5%).
the Middle Banana Republic was never more on the Right in the past than it is at this moment.
last but not least, at this moment the local president is supposed to appoint someone to negotiate about forming a new government.
however, during these elections coincidentally climaxed his alcoholism, and thus instead of carrying his presidential duties, he is delirious on the intensive care unit. due to his long-lasting excessive consumption of booze part of his brain turned into grey porridge (he is capable as a broken record recall over and over some stuff from the long past, but he can't recall what happened just a few hours ago, he can't recognize some faces, etc., etc.), his liver is out of function, etc., etc. — in sum, it is just a matter of days/weeks the Middle Banana Republic will hold a state funeral during which most of the residents will rejoice and shout with joy "the witch is dead!".