PERE UBU THE DRUNKEN FISH, EPISODE 999 (THE GRAND FINALE)
after two weeks of aquarium nonsense (exercised just to humiliate all the upcoming members of the government) and of threatening with unconstitutional "veto", moronic Pere Ubu was finally told his unconstitutional "veto" gonna be brought in front of the Constitutional Court.
it was generally expected by the whole degenerate nation Pere Ubu will not give a fish (not give a shit), will still "veto" the upcoming Foreign Affairs Pirate Minister, and after Constitutional Court (investigating for 2-5 months that which is pretty obvious) will proclaim his "veto" truly utterly unconstitutional, Pere Ubu will again not give a fish (shit) and gonna still refuse to make his ceremonial signature to a decree appointing a new Foreign Affairs Minister which will ultimately result in charging the Moron with high treason (of breaking the Constitution).
however, to the big surprise of all the nation, histrionic Pere Ubu suddenly stopped aiming towards the high treason, putsch, domestic terror, and alike (i.e. things highly cherished by his foreign friends Putin, Si-ting-poo, Trump, Lukashenko).
instead, he all of a sudden agrees to ceremonially sign all the decrees of all the upcoming ministers (including Foreign Affairs Minister the Pirate) on friday.
not aiming for high treason, putsch, domestic terror, and alike anymore, is now praised by the local mass media as an act of a responsible statesman.
the whole degenerate nation speculates what Responsible Statesman the Moron has been promised in exchange for abandoning the putsch.
anyway, this fishy story seems over for now!
THE NEXT FISHY SEASON expect in July 2022 — the moment Middle Banana Republic is taking over the presidency of EU.
if you don't know (or already forgot) what happened last time when MBR was ruling EU, let me remind you!
https://youtu.be/HXzEMAEKT8k
"But you have the Poles, Polish priests raising the gay pride flag, or Bulgaria being portrayed as a toilet. I personally, as a Bulgarian, don't like the Bulgarian piece. And I don't like the fact that it's in the Council of Ministers, where every country is trying to do its best when there are summits or councils. But what could we do?"
'Is this meant to piss off the Italians or what?' Ciccio, a young economics student at the University of Taranto in southern Italy, demands to know. We're in Brussels, sheltered under the crystalline glass in the large entrance hall of the Justus Lipsius building - headquarters of the European council. Dozens of curious visitors file through the metal detector at the entrance in a bid to photograph Entropa, Czech artist David Cerny's controversial creation. So controversial in fact, that the Czech ambassador was summoned to Sofia after an angry reaction from Bulgaria, which was portrayed as covered in squat toilets.
Milling about in the middle of the room, straining their necks as if waiting for an eclipse, a group of Italian trainee economists on a study trip are horrified by their country's representation - a football pitch full of players masturbating with footballs, obscene movements and all. 'Is Italy the only place that's being messed with?' asks Anna, another student, before sitting down, relieved to see that no other member state has been spared. At the same time, she discovers that Scotland isn't a member state and that the squirrel monkey shaped like a set of bagpipes pointing with its finger is actually Ireland. The United Kingdom? An empty space - its Euroscepticism evident.
The smaller countries of the EU must often resort to something outlandish to attract attention. It's been a media success, or as it is usually called in cyberspace, a ‘buzz’. However, it was all born out of Cerny deceiving the Czech government. He gave them the impression that they were commissioning work from a collaboration of 26 European artists, but in the end he decided to undertake the project alone in order to exercise complete control over it. 'I'm sure someone was in the know because this is far too big to keep under wraps, with brochures and everything else. If not, the Czech government must be stupid,' a European council employee assures us, preferring to remain anonymous.
sry back to your regularly scheduled non-usian politics 
