The Lady Is the Boss (Liu Chia-Liang, 1983)
Jesus... the universal rule for LCL movies: no matter how absolutely gobsmackingly horrible they may be for some - or most - or almost all - of the running time... they will almost inevitably have a final 20 minutes that go cosmically explosive NUTSO fight choreography madness insanity. Jesus! If the other 70 minutes of this weren't 97% awful, this could've been great! As it stands: 1. at least stare at Kara Hui for most of 70 minutes; 2. the finale!!
Bonus points for the ridiculous Gordon-Liu-as-Monk and Hsiao-Ho-as-Monkey self-parodies within the movie
3/5
The Magnificent Butcher (Yuen Woo-ping, Sammo Hung, 1979)
An(other) early small-town Sammo comedy featuring murder, rape, and the wanton slaughter of innocents as plot devices to further the opportunities for urine- and butt-based antics... I'm not even offended so much as confused. Is this a culture thing that I'm missing? Is treating women like cattle alongside the actual cattle abuse in the movie symbolic commentary?
But all Biao is good Biao, and drunken old kung fu master iteration #5620 here is a great one indeed. And calligraphy kung fu! Wildcat! ...why all that other stuff too? Yeesh!
2/5